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REAL SOMMS SWALLOW- Unisex hoodie
REAL SOMMS SWALLOW- Unisex hoodie
REAL SOMMS SWALLOW- Unisex hoodie
REAL SOMMS SWALLOW- Unisex hoodie
REAL SOMMS SWALLOW- Unisex hoodie

REAL SOMMS SWALLOW- Unisex hoodie

Regular price
$45.00
Sale price
$45.00

Do you think they would take us seriously if we wore inflatable T-Rex costumes to the wine tasting?
Probably not.


Would they take us seriously if we don't spit?
Probably not... unless we are wearing these hoodies.

Tell them what's up! Spit buckets... smeh!


A soft and comfy unisex hoodie that fits all your hoodie needs. The fleece fabric makes it a great partner all year round, be it a summer evening on the beach, or a Christmas dinner in a mountain cabin.

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece*
• Hood
• Side seamed
• Retail fit

*Heather Colors: 60% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece

The male model is wearing size M. He's 6.0 feet (183 cm) tall, chest circumference 42.5" (108 cm), waist circumference 33.5" (85 cm).

The female model is wearing a size M. She's 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6" (88 cm), waist circumference 27.1" (69 cm) and hip circumference 37.7" (96 cm).

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Chest to Fit (inches) 34-37 38-41 42-45 46-49 50-53
Body Length (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ⅝ 29 ¾ 30 ⅞
Chest Width (inches) 19 ½ 21 ½ 23 ½ 25 ½ 27 ½