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MALöRT FACE- Unisex hoodie
MALöRT FACE- Unisex hoodie
MALöRT FACE- Unisex hoodie
MALöRT FACE- Unisex hoodie
MALöRT FACE- Unisex hoodie

MALöRT FACE- Unisex hoodie

Regular price
$45.00
Sale price
$45.00

Oh, good ole Carl Jeppson. The dude claimed to not be able to taste anything so he made this bäsk (a Swedish liquor flavored with wormwood). Good job, Jeppson... you created America's favorite 'love to hate' liquor. Malört. When you want to unfriend someone... in person.

Let people know "Hey! Tonight is the night I fight my dad!" by rockin' these tees dedicated to the Chicago based, bitter as hell, fire water.


Hey, It's easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.





A soft and comfy unisex hoodie that fits all your hoodie needs. The fleece fabric makes it a great partner all year round, be it a summer evening on the beach, or a Christmas dinner in a mountain cabin.

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece*
• Hood
• Side seamed
• Retail fit

*Heather Colors: 60% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece

The male model is wearing size M. He's 6.0 feet (183 cm) tall, chest circumference 42.5" (108 cm), waist circumference 33.5" (85 cm).

The female model is wearing a size M. She's 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6" (88 cm), waist circumference 27.1" (69 cm) and hip circumference 37.7" (96 cm).

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Chest to Fit (inches) 34-37 38-41 42-45 46-49 50-53
Body Length (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ⅝ 29 ¾ 30 ⅞
Chest Width (inches) 19 ½ 21 ½ 23 ½ 25 ½ 27 ½