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CHAMPAGNE OF PAIN- Unisex  Tank Top
CHAMPAGNE OF PAIN- Unisex  Tank Top
CHAMPAGNE OF PAIN- Unisex  Tank Top
CHAMPAGNE OF PAIN- Unisex  Tank Top
CHAMPAGNE OF PAIN- Unisex  Tank Top
CHAMPAGNE OF PAIN- Unisex  Tank Top

CHAMPAGNE OF PAIN- Unisex Tank Top

Regular price
$25.00
Sale price
$25.00

Oh, good ole Carl Jeppson. The dude claimed to not be able to taste anything so he made this bäsk (a Swedish liquor flavored with wormwood). Good job, Jeppson... you created America's favorite 'love to hate' liquor. Malört. When you want to unfriend someone... in person.

Let people know "Hey! Tonight is the night I fight my dad!" by rockin' these tees dedicated to the Chicago based, bitter as hell, fire water.


Hey, It's easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.




A classic, all-purpose unisex tank. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Sizes - XS-2XL

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31
Body Width (inches) 16 ¼ 18 ¼ 20 ¼ 22 ¼ 24 ¼ 26 ¼