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SHIT PANTS- Unisex tee
SHIT PANTS- Unisex tee
SHIT PANTS- Unisex tee
SHIT PANTS- Unisex tee

SHIT PANTS- Unisex tee

Regular price
$20.00
Sale price
$20.00

Oh, good ole Carl Jeppson. The dude claimed to not be able to taste anything so he made this bäsk (a Swedish liquor flavored with wormwood). Good job, Jeppson... you created America's favorite 'love to hate' liquor. Malört. When you want to unfriend someone... in person.

Let people know "Hey! Tonight is the night I fight my dad!" by rockin' this tee dedicated to the Chicago based, bitter as hell, fire water.


Hey, It's easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.












You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28